Medical science proves me right: I don’t need exercise

Scott DeSmit

(Note: As Scott DeSmit prepares to go to the fair to indulge in massive amounts of fried dough with cinnamon and sugar, he leaves you with this from 2016.)

I was born with a silver spoon, which I promptly filled with sugar and poured down my gullet.

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